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Oct 27
One thing I appreciate about southern rednecks is that they’re usually great about announcing their presence. To wit: Four to six-inch lift kit with off-road wheels in road-only condition. Exhaust-muffler system made to make the most noise legally allowed. State flag of South Carolina. This is a bizarrely common occurrence in the Palmetto state. Granted, the state flag is cooler than most, but there’s something far more provincial behind its popularity. Confederate Flag, AKA Stars ‘n’ Bars. No redneck ensemble is complete without it. Bumper Sticker: “My other ride is your girlfriend.” Bumper Sticker: South Carolina state flag, in case you missed the palmetto and crescent on the bumper plate and real license plate. Bumper Sticker: “Annoy a liberal: Work hard and be happy.” Bumper Sticker: Bahamas Flag (I don’t really have anything against the Bahamas) Bumper Sticker: “Team Motor-Boater” Bumper Sitcker: Red AK-47 (this could be part of the “motor-boater” sticker and some redneck secret code) Redneck Driver: Smoking at 8 a.m. with the windows rolled up.

One thing I appreciate about southern rednecks is that they’re usually great about announcing their presence. To wit:

  1. Four to six-inch lift kit with off-road wheels in road-only condition.
  2. Exhaust-muffler system made to make the most noise legally allowed.
  3. State flag of South Carolina. This is a bizarrely common occurrence in the Palmetto state. Granted, the state flag is cooler than most, but there’s something far more provincial behind its popularity.
  4. Confederate Flag, AKA Stars ‘n’ Bars. No redneck ensemble is complete without it.
  5. Bumper Sticker: “My other ride is your girlfriend.”
  6. Bumper Sticker: South Carolina state flag, in case you missed the palmetto and crescent on the bumper plate and real license plate.
  7. Bumper Sticker: “Annoy a liberal: Work hard and be happy.”
  8. Bumper Sticker: Bahamas Flag (I don’t really have anything against the Bahamas)
  9. Bumper Sticker: “Team Motor-Boater”
  10. Bumper Sitcker: Red AK-47 (this could be part of the “motor-boater” sticker and some redneck secret code)
  11. Redneck Driver: Smoking at 8 a.m. with the windows rolled up.

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