Headlines I’d Like to Read Tomorrow Morning
Texas Toast: Perry Gets Burned
Perry Drops Out, Launches Bid for President of Texas
Where Did the Perry Campaign Go Wrong? LOLJK!!!!1!!
Perry to Reunite with Journey, Kick Filipino Guy Out of Band
When a Smile Just Ain’t Enough
Perry Drops Out, Endorses Bachmann
Perry Rebuffs Mitt: “Mama Says I’m Still the Hunkiest”
Perry Moons America, Says He Didn’t Want to be Its President Anyway
Perry Drops Out, Returns to Renamed “HonkyAss Huntin’ Cabin”
