Truthful Thursday
My wife has taken to saying something along the lines of “are you talking to your girlfriend?” every time she sees me on my phone or laptop, which, as I don’t need to tell the people reading this (including my wife), is a lot of the time. Contrary to it becoming our own inside-joke, it seems to have stalled in this weird zone where I’m half-convinced that she really does think I have an online girlfriend. Not only that, but she seems a little bummed that she can’t find any incriminating evidence. It’s like an affair is the spice that we’re lacking and I can’t even throw her one measly bone of adultery to save our marriage. I’m a terrible husband.
