Headlines I’d like to read this morning
Santorum Glad He Didn’t Pull Out, Abort Campaign
Late Surge Gives Paul a Santorum Surprise
Santorum Comes from Behind to Top Paul
Santorum Surge Result of Strong Caucus
Iowa Caucuses Love Santorum
Eight Men Separate Santorum, Romney
“Virgin Jell-O Shots On Me!” -Mitt Romney
Michelle Bachmann: Too Crazy Even for the Tea Party?
Despite Loss, Paul Refuses to Abort Campaign for Government Paycheck
Iowa “Chooses the Right” Candidate [extra-credit for Mormon inside-joke]
Gingrich Divorces Third Wife, Converts to Islam