I really, really loved “I’ve Got the Power” by Snap.
Tumblr appears to be all baseball and Joseph Gordon-Levitt this morning. And pictures of minivans. I’m so confused.
Are you doing what you want to do?
What do you want to do?
I recently became a Silver Member of a hotel chain’s guest rewards program. As such, I am entitled to two (2) free bottles of water per stay. So the next time somebody tells you that America has gone to shit, you tell ‘em a story about the lower-middle-class white kid from the mean streets of Salt Lake City who grew up to be somebody.
dig-the-cat: essdogg replied to your photo: Hmm. Forgive my dumbness, but who the hell is that? You, clearly (with an Irish accent). Oh, of course. I knew that. I knew it the whole time and was just testing you. Move along, nothing to see here.
I’ve had better summers.
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That girl she holds her head up so high →
thejulieruin: NPR blogs about revolution girl style, 20 years on
Singles! Ever ask yourself “Hey, self! I’m a single and I like to use the bathroom in peace! That’s not gonna change if I have kids, is it?”
She has no respect for the house rules.
“By the time I feed my family, I have maybe...
squibble: essdogg: monkeyfrog: aimee-b-loved: inthefade: “By the time I feed my family, I have maybe $400,000 left over.” - Rep. John Fleming (R-LA) Adding to my “What? I can’t even…” file. GOOD THING THE GIRLS ARE ALL ANOREXIC. Stand down, people. He’s not exactly a shining example of the Common Man but the quote was still taken out of context (full video here). Let’s avoid...
“By the time I feed my family, I have maybe...
monkeyfrog: aimee-b-loved: inthefade: “By the time I feed my family, I have maybe $400,000 left over.” - Rep. John Fleming (R-LA) Adding to my “What? I can’t even…” file. GOOD THING THE GIRLS ARE ALL ANOREXIC. Stand down, people. He’s not exactly a shining example of the Common Man but the quote was still taken out of context (full video here). Let’s avoid becoming that...
13 + 16 + 13 = 42 hours. It’s like I’m 10 years younger and at a dot-com startup. Actually, it’s more like I’m 50 years old and trying to pretend I’m 25 and working at a startup.
My middle name is not a middle name at all. It is an initial. On my birth certificate, it’s in quotations, no period. It is the first letter in the first name of two men, neither of whom I’ve met, either of whom could be my father.
I’m cited on the Wikipedia page for Eazy Duz It! Stick a fork in me people — I’m done!
I was just contacted by a student who wants to use an old review I wrote in his college class. You can bet your ass that “studied in North America’s top universities” is going on my résumé.
I don’t care who Sarah Palin has humped.
Boy, those net folks are mean as snakes…I didn’t understand all the comments,...– My hilarious mother-in-law, talking about a Flannery O’Connor article from the Onion A/V Club
It’s almost Wednesday and this joke won’t be any funnier if you read it then.
They're going to remake "Point Break". Of course... →
pocketcontents: The new version is set in the world of international extreme sports, and like the original involves an undercover FBI agent infiltrating a criminal ring, but plot points beyond that have not been revealed by the filmmakers. ugh. This makes me so sad because the book upon which Point Break is based, Tapping the Source, is really, really fantastic and just barely like the...
rsmallbone replied to your post: Nobody seems to care that I hate the ’80s. 80’s HATERS UNITE. Brother from another mother who hates the ’80s.
Nobody seems to care that I hate the '80s.
Dead to me. All of you.
The '80s were STUPID
This was a huge hit. It’s dumb. Like STUPID IDIOT dumb. Like a schizophrenic cry for help dumb. IT’S DUM-DUM! Domo arigato, Mr. Roboto Mata o hima de, Domo arigato, Mr. Roboto Himitsu wo shiri tai, You’re wondering who I am, (Secret secret, I’ve got a secret) Machine or mannequin, (Secret secret, I’ve got a secret) With parts made in Japan, (Secret secret,...
On Mike Vick: →
hammerito: This is from last year, so Pac-Man Jones’ whereabouts are out-of-date, but the point still remains. Okay? Okay. Also, to almost quote someone (I don’t remember who), Ben Roethlisberger got married and Vick still can’t own a dog, so, you know, priorities. I’m not sure what point you’re trying to make, but maybe we should focus on people who haven’t had to...
I’m listening to South Carolina: A History on CD. It’s 30 CDs total so it’s gonna take a while, and I’m actually starting with Volume 2 (antebellum and beyond), but so far it’s pretty clear that South Carolinians have been provincial assholes for centuries.