April 2011
Old People, Join Me in Ridiculing Stupid Idiots
Yesterday, a snotnosed little punk I work with had a trivia question he’d gotten on his Dunkin Donuts cup or some crap. Here it was:
After Ian Curtis died, his surviving bandmates went on to form what new group?
A. The Cure B. New Order C. Erasure D. Depeche Mode
This question is stupid easy, I thought, like asking what was the last name of the members of the Jackson Five. Or not....
Take a moment and think about how ridiculous it sounds to call people out for not doing a “tweetup” right. Trust me, been there. Not worth it.
UPDATE: Sorry, my bad, clarification provided, nobody was being called out. But still, don’t worry, people. Enjoy yourselves the way you enjoy yourselves. Just going to an event far away from home with a bunch of people you’ve never...
Things I Ate for Lunch that Might Kill Me:...
It’s pretty tame today, which of course means I will get e coli.
Pacific Natural tomato cream soup in a box, opened nine days ago
Salad: romaine lettuce, grape tomatoes, cucumber (maybe a week old) and feta
Essdogg’s 10-minute Grilled Chicken Stew: grilled chicken (Monday), black beans, salsa, Glory canned okra with tomatoes and corn, Texas Pete hot sauce
Sliced watermelon
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WatchNot sleeping is SO not stressful.
Truthful Thursday
I heard a story once about a friend of a friend who bought a Rolex and began shaking his wrist vigorously to check the time so people would notice his piece. I’ve taken to doing the same thing when checking my Timex.
