March 2011
Based on a True Love Story
My car is in the shop, so we loaded up the kids and my wife gave me a ride to work. Once at the office, I opened the rear driver-side door to grab my bag and kiss my baby girl. As my wife came around from the passenger side, I motioned to kiss her as well, but stopped.
Me: You’ll just pull away anyway. You don’t do the public kissing thing. Her: That’s tacky. Me: You even...
Things you probably didn't hear around the water...
“I used to strut around and say ‘But my ancestors never owned slaves,’ but then…”
WatchAlways Squeak to me.
U.S. Is Urged to Raise Teachers’ Status →
Duh.
lafix replied to your post: Things I Ate for Lunch that Might Kill Me: Wednesday
With all this cavalier gorging, why don’t you just eat a big wad of cheese?
I don’t eat of lot of cheese. It messes up my stomach worse than wilting salad, spicy chili and, strangely, expired yogurt. It’s my cross to bear for being awesome. I just made that last line up as a sort of obfuscation of...
Robbery and Rape
hoppypoppy:
Our house was broken into last year. We were on vacation, and found out about it because our friend who stopped by to feed the cats alerted us. The thieves tried all kinds of different ways in till they found one that worked, and eventually made off with a number of things, among them my Mac Powerbook and our large flat-panel plasma TV. It was more an inconvenience than anything...
Things I Ate for Lunch that Might Kill Me:...
Mountain Dew, Diet
Condensed Tomato Soup, Publix brand, refrigerated three days
Tossed Southwest salad with corn and peppers, prepared last Thursday
Chili, prepared Super Bowl Sunday, frozen Monday, thawed two days ago, topped with fresh salsa bar salsa from burrito place on Sunday and plain Greek yogurt with a March 8 best-by date.
Fresh strawberries and raspberries from Costco, bought by...
Truthful Tuesday
My new desk is equidistant from two bathrooms, which is great because now the “regulars” of each will think that my bladder and bowels have doubled in size.
HAHAHAHA! I'M STUPID!
The Hippocratic Oath: Modern Version
nprfreshair:
I swear to fulfill, to the best of my ability and judgment, this covenant:
I will respect the hard-won scientific gains of those physicians in whose steps I walk, and gladly share such knowledge as is mine with those who are to follow.
I will apply, for the benefit of the sick, all measures [that] are required, avoiding those twin traps of overtreatment and therapeutic...
Tech Support: How do I reblog an entire post...
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