December 2011
Dec 29th
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Dec 29th
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Dec 28th
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Dec 28th
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Truthful Tuesday
I had a longer, depressing and weirdly bitter post that I just deleted. It was dumb. I’m feeling kind of depressed and when I get this way I go looking for answers in the wrong places. Or the wrong answers in the right places. Something like that.
Dec 28th
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Dec 27th
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Dec 25th
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Dec 24th
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Dec 23rd
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lisarahmat asked: Are there snakes on the plane? And how do you know for sure? Also, why are you such a turd?
Dec 21st
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steelopus asked: Roger Daltrey or Robert Plant?
Dec 21st
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halfbakedidea asked: What's your favorite Christmas cookie?
Dec 21st
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sarijw asked: What's your opinion on buttered popcorn flavored jellybeans?
Dec 21st
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lindstifa asked: Where else did you eat?
Dec 21st
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squibble asked: Are you going to be in the mile-high club? Do you like gladiator movies? Have you ever been in a Turkish prison?
Dec 21st
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lafix asked: What is the most original and appreciated Christmas gift you've given?
Dec 21st
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essdogg asked: What are you doing?
Dec 21st
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Rob Delaney: My least favorite people (at this... →
robdelaney: My least favorite people (at this second) are people who feel Obama “let them down” or “didn’t deliver on his promise.” Guys, “HOPE” was a one syllable slogan, a logo even, to get a corporate backed, big D Democrat elected in a cash contest. People like you are THE SAME THING as the “undecided”…
Dec 20th
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Dec 18th
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WatchWatch
No sooner is she walking than she’s causing trouble.
Dec 17th
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Dec 16th
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Dec 15th
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Dec 12th
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Dec 12th
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WatchWatch
Great. Just great.
Dec 11th
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Foreigner
Just had a very awkward “conversation” with the young man, who apparently doesn’t speak English, sitting next to me on the plane. He was in a middle seat and I was in the aisle seat. They shut the door and I said “I think that window seat is empty if you want to spread out.” He nodded and said “Yes?” and began to move and I, not knowing he didn’t...
Dec 9th
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Truthful Thursday
My inability to not be nostalgic messes up my aversion to nostalgia. I wonder, based on the younger people in my office, if there is anything that’s actually breaking through some kind of creative barrier in music, or if dubstep is the best this generation has to offer. I hate listening to format radio like classic rock and ’80s, but I love samples and mashups. I’m...
Dec 9th
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Dec 8th
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Dec 8th
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Dec 8th
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Dec 7th
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“I don’t just wanna give your ass rabies I’d rather have your ass...”
– Ice Cube, “Man’s Best Friend” I’m feeling Cube after going home for lunch to find that this asshole shit in the den.
Dec 5th
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WatchWatch
Sunday night dance party. As you do.
Dec 5th
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Dec 4th
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Dec 4th
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Dec 3rd
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You ever get the feeling that two people you know might actually be one?
Dec 3rd
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Dec 2nd
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Dec 1st
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Dec 1st
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