August 2010
WatchThey took forever getting us our food, so we had to improvise.
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Arguing on Facebook is like eating at Taco Bell
First off, if you’re not drunk then you should be. And since you’re drunk, or stupid, it seems like such a good idea. So you totally throw yourself into it because, hey, if you’re gonna eat Taco Bell then you may as well eat a Seven-Motherfuckin’-Layer burrito AND a motherfuckin’ Gordita AND some of those motherfuckin’ cinnamon strips. Do they even still make...
Recalling Our Glamorous Past
Wife: Todd Louiso and I were tight. I mean, he was married and all but he still loved me.
Me: I almost bummed a smoke from Philip Seymour Hoffman except I had just quit smoking and didn’t want to ruin it.
Wife: I bummed a cigarette from Philip Seymour Hoffman and smoked it and I also bummed a smoke from Benicio Del Toro and sat next to him at the bar and he lit it for me.
Me: So basically...
Live tweeting of "The Beckture" →
bananacasts:
Props to @ish for passing this along. I am guffawing.
WARNING: Product Endorsement and Feeble Attempt to...
(NOTE: Before you click that unfollow button, rest assured that these kinds of endorsements only happen a couple of times per year and only on things I really think are useful to people other than myself. OK, now you can unfollow!)
I recently posted, somewhat self-aggrandizingly, a plug for eMusic in a private message thingy. Then I thought to myself, I thought, “Self,” I thought,...
“Time Keeps on Slipping” - Deltron...
luckyshirt: Dear College Students: →
You picked your major and determined the course of your professional life before you were really ready to do so.
Please don’t be offended by this.
Some of you were ready, because your passions aligned correctly.
But most of you picked what you thought would be best, well before you understood…
American Aquarium Drinker: The Thing About Ken... →
is the thing about everyone right now.
He can tell us he was “on his own journey of self-discovery” when he ran the most anti-gay campaign in political history, but we all know that’s a crock. He was a big gay, and he knew it, and everyone knew it, and he was collecting a paycheck. Now that…
I mostly think you’re right but the whole C.R.E.A.M. argument about how Newt, Sarah, et....
“Pink Moon” - Nick Drake (as sung by...
As the poems go, by Charles Bukowski
sniffyjenkins:
as the poems go into the thousands you realize that you’ve created very little. it comes down to the rain, the sunlight, the traffic, the nights and the days of the years, the faces. leaving this will be easier than living it, typing one more line now as a man plays a piano through the radio, the best writers have said very little and the worst, far too much.
Tux Life: Is Wikileaks Too Full of Itself? →
electronsbro:
newsweek:
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Really, Newsweek? Your story on what should be legitimate concerns about the Wikileaks founder just mirrors Hosenball’s assessment of the assessment of Wikileaks’ Afghanistan documents release: far more bombast than substance. From the choice of pictures (why don’t you just color…
I’m not even really that sure what your criticism of this article is. That it’s not...
