July 2010
WatchThe godchild of soul.
June 2010
meters-per-year-deactivated2010 asked: WHAT DO YOU WANT FOR CHRISTMAS?
Tux Life: Fuck Off, Technology →
bananacasts:
That was this morning, after I spent a couple of hours Sunday trying to get my goddamned new wireless printer to print something wirelessly…
Printing at home is quite possibly the single remaining broken experience of computing. Enterprise-grade printers — mostly from HP — seem to work consistently and with little fuss. Printing at home is a total nightmare.
I opined a few...
Tux Life: Fuck Off, Technology →
yodelmachine:
I spent 30 minutes syncing my iPhone after I had to force quit three times because my goddamned iTunes library kept getting hung up while “updating.”
That was this morning, after I spent a couple of hours Sunday trying to get my goddamned new wireless printer to print something wirelessly…
This is why you need to abandon the homo devil machine, friend!
See, I always assumed...
While I’m in a tech-rant mood, did tumblr really take the better part of a year to make updates to their iPhone app that arguably make it worse than it was before? Did that really happen or was it just a dream?
Fuck Off, Technology
I spent 30 minutes syncing my iPhone after I had to force quit three times because my goddamned iTunes library kept getting hung up while “updating.”
That was this morning, after I spent a couple of hours Sunday trying to get my goddamned new wireless printer to print something wirelessly because, HEY PRINTER, “WIRELESS” IS RIGHT IN YOUR NAME SO DO YOUR GODDAMNED JOB,...
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iPhone 4 Video on Tumblr
Apparently, tumblr has no idea what to do with an iPhone 4 video in portrait mode. It cropped it or offset it or somehow handled it strangely even though the preview images are fine. It also pixilated the crap out of an HD video.
WatchI just bought the Elias Animal Cards app for the boy. They’re pretty great, but I want to show you two things: first, the sound that a unicorn makes, which isn’t at all what I expected; second, the unicorn’s unimaginary cousin the horse looks and sounds as if he’s just been violated.
I had a dream last night that I was incarcerated in an Alcatraz-esque island prison, but we had daily furloughs in which we were bussed to the Time-Warner Center at Columbus Circle in Manhattan to work at Whole Foods.
On one of these furloughs, I befriended George Clooney, who was a busker whose specialty was juggling nine balls. He said he would teach me how to juggle nine balls as well. I was...
I don’t think I’ve done the call letters for a while, so here goes:
essdogg on twitter, tumblr, Flickr, ping, Words with Friends, and probably some other stuff.
I also have an account for links and stuff in my actual name on twitter — shandonfowler.
On all of the porn sites, just look for Dr. Deep.
WatchObama’s Weekly Video Addresses Becoming Increasingly Avant-Garde
(via The Onion)
