Dennis sure loves playing up his Irishness,” said Lisa Biederman, a friend...– “Man Who’s 1/16th Irish Proud Of His Irish Heritage,” The Onion Hi Ryan, it’s a day late but this topic that deserves year-round scrutiny.
“Cool as Kim Deal” - The Dandy...
Wow, I should offer prizes more often.
We have a winner! Song dedication coming up!
Next person to follow me is No. 500
I have no idea if that’s a lot or a little. I suspect from the old tumblarity days that it’s about in the middle. Anyway, I’m not so much concerned about follow count except that it’s a milestone, and we corporate American wanks love our milestones. So, next person to follow me gets a song dedication and stick-figure drawing. No unfollow/refollows. It has to be a legit No....
Anonymous asked: what about the children?!?!1!?/1/!!!1/1?!?
New Between Two Ferns! New Between Two Ferns! →
Zach G., to Ben Stiller: “Do you wish you had ever followed your parents into comedy?”
Hey yowhatsthehaps, this is for you. I had to bribe him, as you’ll see, but I think it was totally worth it.
1980 - Didn’t know what a census was. 1990 - Thought a census was the oppressor that kept me from wacking off in public. 2000 - Still too shocked that Y2K was a bust to worry about some stupid census. 2010 - NASCAR dad.
swamibooba: The Jam - “Town Called Malice” ...
Dayton, Memphis, Virginia Tech, Mississippi State
gordonshumway: You mean you’re not picking your NIT Final Four today? Nevermind then. No Utah?! That hurts, Shumway, that hurts right down to my core.
One of my worst jobs.
Inspired by this post from Tiffany. Seriously, I’ve had an assload of jobs so I may have to recount a few of them. After I graduated from college and got back from Europe, I had no money and no clue what I was going to do with my life. A few of my friends had gone straight to work at newspapers but I knew even then that I probably couldn’t handle the objectivity needed to cover a news...
Whoa, man, I think somebody slipped me a roofie...