It’s still Halloween in Cobble Hill.

It’s still Halloween in Cobble Hill.

posted 9 hours ago on November 7th, 2009 at 12:38 /
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I don’t think I’ve ever spent as estrogen-filled of an evening as we did last night. My wife and I were in our old neighborhood (Park Slope) and went to our favorite sushi bar for dinner. Afterward we walked up 5th Avenue until we came to Polish Nail Spa. My mother-in-law always pronounced it like the country even though it’s owned and operated by a Chinese family. The manicures and pedicures are so cheap that my wife was like “you wanna?” and I was like “sure, what the hell, my dogs are barkin’.” When I realized that the paint job came free with it (first pedi ever so cut me some slack) I picked the most obnoxious color they had. Although afterward I spotted a hunter orange and also felt guilty for not going with my alma mater’s crimson. But I think the metallic blue goes well with my freakish duck feet. We also read trashy magazines and got chair massages.

After the pedicure, we went to The Chocolate Bar and got a flourless chocolate cake with raspberry sauce and freshly whipped cream. Holy shit.

Clearly, women are much better at pampering than men. But your secret is out now and I plan to spread the word far and wide among my fellow Y-chromers.

I don’t think I’ve ever spent as estrogen-filled of an evening as we did last night. My wife and I were in our old neighborhood (Park Slope) and went to our favorite sushi bar for dinner. Afterward we walked up 5th Avenue until we came to Polish Nail Spa. My mother-in-law always pronounced it like the country even though it’s owned and operated by a Chinese family. The manicures and pedicures are so cheap that my wife was like “you wanna?” and I was like “sure, what the hell, my dogs are barkin’.” When I realized that the paint job came free with it (first pedi ever so cut me some slack) I picked the most obnoxious color they had. Although afterward I spotted a hunter orange and also felt guilty for not going with my alma mater’s crimson. But I think the metallic blue goes well with my freakish duck feet. We also read trashy magazines and got chair massages.

After the pedicure, we went to The Chocolate Bar and got a flourless chocolate cake with raspberry sauce and freshly whipped cream. Holy shit.

Clearly, women are much better at pampering than men. But your secret is out now and I plan to spread the word far and wide among my fellow Y-chromers.

posted 10 hours ago on November 7th, 2009 at 11:31 /
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Guess where we just landed? Guess. Go ahead, guess!

Guess where we just landed? Guess. Go ahead, guess!

posted 1 day ago on November 6th, 2009 at 11:21 /
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posted 1 day ago on November 6th, 2009 at 00:27 /
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I think my laptop just went belly-up. Fuck.

I think my laptop just went belly-up. Fuck.

posted 2 days ago on November 5th, 2009 at 12:07 /
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Hi CaseofWhine. I picked up something for you today. You should try it chilled.

Hi CaseofWhine. I picked up something for you today. You should try it chilled.

posted 3 days ago on November 4th, 2009 at 19:52 /
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caseofwhine:

Don’t Judge Me Tuesday.

The woman appears to have circus peanuts just laying around the house. And she makes fun of my Almond Joys. Interesting…

caseofwhine:

Don’t Judge Me Tuesday.

The woman appears to have circus peanuts just laying around the house. And she makes fun of my Almond Joys. Interesting…

posted 4 days ago on November 3rd, 2009 at 21:27 via caseofwhine /
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Hello, New York.

Hey dudes. I’ll be in New York this weekend and next week. Anybody want to get together and throw nickels off of skyscrapers?

posted 4 days ago on November 3rd, 2009 at 09:34 /
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posted 4 days ago on November 3rd, 2009 at 08:54 /
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He gave in and put on his Gordon train. Hooray for herd mentality!

He gave in and put on his Gordon train. Hooray for herd mentality!

posted 1 week ago on October 31st, 2009 at 18:36 /
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